Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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