She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
