what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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