i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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