Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
