Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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