ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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