absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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