I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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