You made me cry and you don't even care
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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