I'm eating all of the evidence.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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