Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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