i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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