she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Randomize
