Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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