NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Sorry about my life...
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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