I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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