Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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