Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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