Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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