You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
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Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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