dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Blow job season was short but glorious.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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