C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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