Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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