the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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