You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
