What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
