Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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