There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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