wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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