Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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