Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
