i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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