whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
barbara walters just said penis...
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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