guys are not supposed to queef...right?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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