She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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