Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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