So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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