You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Randomize
