Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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