so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
