Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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