My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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