Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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