We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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