Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
i drank out of a bidet.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
These tits shall not be calmed
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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