Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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