I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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