Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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