Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
i believe in u and ur pee
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize
