I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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