oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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